Perhaps if you could actually get a Kymaro body shaper ON it might SHAPE your body. Most women however, even buying a size larger, can rarely pull the top shaper up past their knees!
One night late at night I was flipping channels on my television and saw an infomercial for this Kymaro body shaper. Even though I wondered how one might be able to breathe when wearing a Kymaro body shaper, I have to admit they had a good sales pitch....and they sucked me into thinking I needed to buy one.....so.......I decided to order one.
I don't really know why. Do I need a body shaper? Probably not.......not because I don't need to shape my body but because I don't need to spend that kind of money on something that is probably too good to be true.
The Kymaro body shaper is supposed to smooth out all your lumps and bumps and flatten your stomach and where all that excess goes is a mystery to me. When mine arrived and I pulled it out of the box it seemed rather stiff to me. I unfolded it and had to laugh out loud after seeing the size of it and said to myself "yeah right!" I began to wonder how I was supposed to step into this and pull it up to my knees let alone over my thighs...my ass...and then my stomach.......to finally end up on the TOP portion of my body. I had a funny feeling I was going to get a work out.
I contemplated putting the shaper on OVER my head and pulling it down into place.......but was afraid it would stuck get around my neck and I would asphyxiate myself. I could not imagine being found with a body shaper taut around my neck and naked purple body dangling below it...all lumpy and bumpy.
SO I began at the feet. I managed to get one foot actually INTO the shaper before almost falling down. This caused me to bust out laughing. I fell back onto the bed...and wondered if I could even get back up. I managed somehow....and began PULLING the body shaper UP.
The body shaper needs to come with a couple of handy helpers who can magically pull the shaper up and over your body properly......and then return a short time later to remove it. It took me a long time to get it up.....and once I had it in place.....I had more rolls and lumps and bumps than I ever have in my entire life. This made me laugh even harder and I thought to myself this would be a great game to play at a family reunion! A Kymaro body shaper race of sorts...seeing who could put one on faster.....OVER clothed bodies!
I wondered how any woman.....plus sized or not.....could effectively wear this undergarment and survive for even a few minutes let alone for a night on the town. AND if she did venture out and got lucky ...the Kymaro bottom body shaper would be better than any chastity belt. I can pretty much guarantee no man would be able to remove it from her body with his bare hands, or a helper, or even a wench. Perhaps a pair of scissors but it is doubtful one would be able to place the scissors in between your pinched skin and the body shaper to begin cutting anything. It is most likely your flesh is the only thing that would end up getting cut.
HOW I managed to finally wiggle and maneuver my way out of the Kymaro body shaper I have no clue. I wrote my adventure off as my work out of the century as I had beads of sweat all over my body......which only made the Kymaro body shaper stick even more so to my already hot, sweaty body.
How would I RATE the Kymaro body shaper? For a body shaper a THUMBS DOWN....for obvious reasons.
I would give it 5 stars and a HUGE THUMBS UP however, for use as a catapult to launch fighter jets off military ships or to stop them when coming in for a landing.
Ladies, if you are up late at night and the Kymaro body shaper ad appears on your television screen....quick......change that channel! Do your body a favor.....save your money.......and enjoy breathing a little longer.
